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Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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Best morning ever
For the record, he was poo.
I LOVE YOU
1 - answered
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
reflecting off the glass of french doors along the back
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
NO. my phobias are not strange.
haha but yes. cotton and and i have trypophobia. DO NOT LOOK IT UP.
10) What was the last lie you told?
that i feel ok
12) What does your URL mean?
just something i say a lot - so there’s that was taken
15) How do you vent your anger?
passive-aggressively on tumblr.
18) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
COTTON
and a baby’s laugh :)
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
i just changed a diaper and it was SO ROUGH and i gagged a lot. so i still smell that. the scent is burned into my nostrils forever.
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
mmm no not really.
32) What is your astrological sign?
taurus but i don’t think i fit it all the way
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
not want them to like me… no but forreal.
otherwise i’m just my normal awkward sarcastic self and this time it worked to my advantage :)
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
wow.
to keep living it.
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
so there’s that.
no just kidding. i don’t really want a tombstone, but i’d just love to be remembered as a kind person.
51) What is your current desktop picture?
the collage that i used as my twitter background (@shayjordan143)
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
holy crap.
ummmm the confirmation service that i knew exactly what my life meant and what i was supposed to do with it.
or the first time i gave a sermon.
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
europe.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
i actually don’t have but 3 albums on itunes… but my last 6 songs listened to on youtube are: frank turner “photosynthesis” goot “pretty eyes” darius r “wagon wheel” florida georgia line “cruise” mulan “i’ll make a man out of you” and lion king “i just can’t wait to be king”
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Ellen DeGeneres.
4) What do you think about most?
wow that’s really hard. it maybe depends on the day?
what the actual fuck?
yeah… it’s stupid.
i guess people deal with things in different ways, and hers is to act like it’s not a big deal
so much cute in one picture!
:)
in all seriousness though i hope you take their comments with a grain of salt, ‘cause you’re awesome and worth it to the rest of us. :(
thank you so much <333 :)
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
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- 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
- 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
- 4) What do you think about most?
- 5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 6) Do you have any strange phobias?
- 7) What's your religion?
- 8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 10) What was the last lie you told?
- 11) Do you believe in karma?
- 12) What does your URL mean?
- 13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 14) Who is your celebrity crush?
- 15) How do you vent your anger?
- 16) Do you have a collection of anything?
- 17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
- 18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 19) What's your biggest "what if"?
- 20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
- 24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
- 25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 27) What was the last movie you saw?
- 28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
- 29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
- 31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 32) What is your astrological sign?
- 33) What's the last thing you purchased?
- 34) Love or lust?
- 35) In a relationship?
- 36) How many relationships have you had?
- 37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 38) Where is your best friend?
- 39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
- 40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- 41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- 42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
- 43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- 44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
- 45) How can I win your heart?
- 46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
- 47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
- 48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
- 49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
- 50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
- 51) What is your current desktop picture?
- 52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
- 53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
- 55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- 56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
- 58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- 59) Ever been on a plane?
- 60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.




